How to Turn On Your Partner: A Script
Having trouble being a doting husband, loving wife, or pleasing partner?
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In this chapter of "How to Turn On Your Partner," we provide a dialogue to stimulate the senses, engage the mind, and ultimately lead to satisfaction and bliss in a relationship.
Follow the dialogue below to get your partner all hot and bothered™** **Exclusions apply. Results may vary. We are not responsible for any or all break-ups or divorces that result from using the "How to Turn Your Partner On" script.**
You: Hey, you know what we should do later?
Partner: Yea, what?
You: We should go to the grocery store….
Partner: Oh, yea? For what?
You: First, we’re gonna get some honey….
Partner: *interest piqued* oh yea?
You: Then some chocolate sauce…
You: And of course, the whipped cream.
Partner: *interest level at 10 million* OH YEA?
You: And finally….
You: **whispers ever so gently** ...pancake mix.
Partner: PANCAKE MIX?!
You: **still whispering** That’s right, boo, we making pancakes.