• Erin Maher

How to Turn On Your Partner: A Script


Having trouble being a doting husband, loving wife, or pleasing partner?


We know, it's hard!


But new year, new decade, new YOU!


In this chapter of "How to Turn On Your Partner," we provide a dialogue to stimulate the senses, engage the mind, and ultimately lead to satisfaction and bliss in a relationship.


Follow the dialogue below to get your partner all hot and bothered™** **Exclusions apply. Results may vary. We are not responsible for any or all break-ups or divorces that result from using the "How to Turn Your Partner On" script.**

You: Hey, you know what we should do later?


Partner: Yea, what?


You: We should go to the grocery store….


Partner: Oh, yea? For what?


You: First, we’re gonna get some honey….


Partner: *interest piqued* oh yea?


You: Then some chocolate sauce…


Partner: Mmmmm.


You: And of course, the whipped cream.


Partner: *interest level at 10 million* OH YEA?


You: And finally….


Partner: YEA?!


You: **whispers ever so gently** ...pancake mix.


Partner: PANCAKE MIX?!


You: **still whispering** That’s right, boo, we making pancakes.

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