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This story has everything: me, a Honda sedan, and wild suspense.
- Nov 16, 2020
- 3 min
Your Family's Thanksgiving Zoom Dinner Menu 2020
Because what's a wholesome family dinner without a side of shotty Wi-Fi?
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- Oct 26, 2020
- 2 min
List: Costume Ideas for Halloween 2020
Because nothing has been scarier than this entire year
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- Oct 2, 2020
- 3 min
List: Smartphone Notifications that Would Actually Help Me
Because I already having breathing down pat
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- Aug 26, 2020
- 2 min
Aaron's Party...and Subsequent Court Summons
Because...ain't nobody throw a whack-ass party like Aaron can
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- Jul 23, 2020
- 4 min
A Woman's Brain: A Drama in One Act
I'm here to share the secret workings of a woman's brain with the world. Brace yourself.
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- Jun 4, 2020
- 8 min
How to Write a Damn Good Cover Letter
Because I’m tired of everyone asking me to write one for them My name is Erin, and I’m here to help you write a damn good cover letter...
382 views
- May 8, 2020
- 4 min
In Memory of Coach Nick Modugno
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100 views
- Apr 29, 2020
- 3 min
Erin vs. Quarantine: A Count
Self-destruction is the name of the quarantine game.
186 views
- Mar 5, 2020
- 2 min
How to Ruin a Bachelorette Party
Because what's a good party without some fire and smolder?
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